Every day you throw me as hard as you can and that is a pretty big fall. Every day that hairy beast comes over and chews on me. Day after day after day this beast is attacking me.It’s already ripped off my fur coat, what next? I mean, at least i’m not square (ha) but treating a hard working guy like me this way? Heck nah! C’mon man, you’re killin’ me. You drove me to this man, I quit.
You’re tortured friend,